The Greatest.

The Greatest.

ta-daaaaa

ta-daaaaa

“what the fuck do our landlords think of us?”

“what the fuck do our landlords think of us?”

“Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?”

“Booze, broads, and bullshit. If you got all that, what else do you need?”


i am so glad i’m not famous. just for kicks i google image searched the word “drunk”. this photo is my favorite. in no way is she famous, but in her own right, she’s the queen of my world.

i am so glad i’m not famous. just for kicks i google image searched the word “drunk”. this photo is my favorite. in no way is she famous, but in her own right, she’s the queen of my world.

contrary to popular belief, i am nowhere near this right now:

contrary to popular belief, i am nowhere near this right now:

stay classy, self.

stay classy, self.

Who in the FUCK cares what the neighbors think?

- my dad

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Where’s all the vodka?

I am currently sitting at my favorite local bar NOT drinking vodka. WHAT THE FUCK. This revolution is starting off on the wrong goddamned foot. Barkeep! I’ll have a vodka soda….

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